There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Two words: blizzard sex
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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