are you so shy because you have an std?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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