The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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