I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I can't put those talents on a resume
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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