you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
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Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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