Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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