did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i wish my penis had a tongue
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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