I've blown a few things in my day
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Randomize
