Moan for me like Helen Keller
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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