Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Are we still banned from the library?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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