So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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