Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
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I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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