talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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