"it" just moved
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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