My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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