I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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