Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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