she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Randomize
