Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize