Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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