I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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