I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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