Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I love watching others lives come down to our level.

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(419): View more from Ohio

You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?

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(517): View more from Michigan

hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?

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(248): View more from Michigan

We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.

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(404): View more from Georgia

also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text

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(519): View more from Ontario

My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people

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