hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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