I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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