White coat. Heels.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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