Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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