the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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