Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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