I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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