Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
