Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i will never coherently bang her
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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