After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised