Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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