My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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