I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
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Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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