is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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