apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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