someone owes me an orgasm
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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