She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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