In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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