i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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