we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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