it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
