I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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