I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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