Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm always down for nudity.
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