I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
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