If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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