im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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