I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
nutella sex= disaster
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
