Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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