I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
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