It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
splinters make it hard to masturbate
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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