Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
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